At Full Figured Fella, we recognize that the modern male has evolved beyond present day sizing charts. We denounce obesity while recognizing there exists a select group of Alpha males with superior bone and muscle structure. We will not rest until husky males receive equal rights.
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Pork Chop This barrel chested beast of a man has been known to visit the Southwest terminals just to watch the people in the C group squirm.
Muffin Top This portly fella removed the drivers seat of his car because driving from the back seat is more commodious for his massive femurs.